LIMITED SEATS β€” ONLY 47 AVAILABLE (we lied, it's unlimited)

Learn to Not Be Broke
in Escape From Tarkov

A comprehensive course for Chads who are tired of spawning in with a pistol and dying to a 5-man fully-kitted PMC squad.

We'll teach you the ancient arts of flea market flipping, scav runs, hideout optimization, and the forbidden knowledge of actually extracting.

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* Starts at $9.99. Less than your last doomed kit.

$9.99 Starts at (cheaper than a Red Keycard)
420 Students (probably bots tbh)
69% Survival Rate After Class

Are You This Guy? We Can Help.

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You spend 300k on a kit and lose it in the first 30 seconds

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You don't know where the extract is. You've never known where the extract is.

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You think the flea market is "too complicated" so you just sell to Therapist for -40%

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Your hideout still has a level 1 stash and you've been playing for 6 months

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You've never successfully completed a scav run without dying to a player scav

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Your net worth is negative. In a video game. About rubles. That aren't real.

The Curriculum

6 modules of pure, unadulterated ruble wisdom

01

Scav Runs: The Art of Free Loot

Learn to love your inner rat. We'll cover optimal scav timers, what to loot first, and how to avoid the player scavs who will absolutely betray you.

Foundation
02

Flea Market Manipulation (Legal Edition)

Buy low, sell high, undercut your enemies. Master the dark arts of item flipping without getting banned for market manipulation (we think).

Intermediate
03

Hideout ROI: Spend Rubles to Make Rubles

Bitcoin farm. Lavatory. Workbench. Learn which upgrades print rubles while you sleep and which ones are a total meme (looking at you, Gym).

Intermediate
04

Quests: Free XP and Free Gear

Stop avoiding quests because they seem hard. We'll show you the optimal order, what to stash ahead of time, and which quest givers are secretly your best friends.

Intermediate
05

Kit Management: Stop Bringing Your Good Stuff

The golden rule: if losing the kit would make you sad, you probably shouldn't be running it. Budget kit theory, insurance plays, and the naked pistol meta.

Advanced
06

Extracting: A Radical Concept

Revolutionary idea: you can't spend rubles if you're dead. Extract survival tactics, when to push and when to rat, and the philosophical acceptance that sometimes you just go home.

Advanced

Your Instructor

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Rundagar Jones

2,000+ Hours | Survived 12 Wipes | Still Has PTSD from Labs

Once a broke Timmy who cried after losing his first Altyn helmet, Rundagar has since clawed his way to financial prosperity through the ancient Tarkov arts. He has been killed by hackers 847 times, stream sniped 12 times, and has personally witnessed 3 separate disconnects during extracts.

He now shares his knowledge so you don't have to suffer the same way. He will suffer anyway, but at least he'll be rich while doing it.

βœ“ Completed Punisher Part 6 βœ“ Has a Bitcoin Farm (Level 3) βœ“ Never t-bagged (lied) βœ“ Knows what a GPU looks like IRL

Choose Your Kit

Pick your loadout. No insurance. No refunds. Just like Tarkov.

Scav Tier

You're here for free loot and hoping for the best. Respectable.

$9.99
  • βœ“ All 6 course modules
  • βœ“ Access to community Discord
  • βœ“ Scav run cheat sheet
  • βœ— No 1-on-1 support
  • βœ— No Rundagar interaction
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Kitted Chad Tier

Full meta. 1-on-1 coaching. Rundagar will watch you die and tell you why.

$79.99
  • βœ“ Everything in PMC Tier
  • βœ“ 2x 1-on-1 sessions with Rundagar
  • βœ“ Private replay review
  • βœ“ Priority Discord support
  • βœ“ Rundagar judges your loadouts personally
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Choose Your Loadout

Pick a tier and begin your path to financial enlightenment