Because dying with a Mosin and a Dream ain't a strategy
A comprehensive course for Chads who are tired of spawning in with a pistol and dying to a 5-man fully-kitted PMC squad.
We'll teach you the ancient arts of flea market flipping, scav runs, hideout optimization, and the forbidden knowledge of actually extracting.
* Starts at $9.99. Less than your last doomed kit.
You spend 300k on a kit and lose it in the first 30 seconds
You don't know where the extract is. You've never known where the extract is.
You think the flea market is "too complicated" so you just sell to Therapist for -40%
Your hideout still has a level 1 stash and you've been playing for 6 months
You've never successfully completed a scav run without dying to a player scav
Your net worth is negative. In a video game. About rubles. That aren't real.
6 modules of pure, unadulterated ruble wisdom
Learn to love your inner rat. We'll cover optimal scav timers, what to loot first, and how to avoid the player scavs who will absolutely betray you.
FoundationBuy low, sell high, undercut your enemies. Master the dark arts of item flipping without getting banned for market manipulation (we think).
IntermediateBitcoin farm. Lavatory. Workbench. Learn which upgrades print rubles while you sleep and which ones are a total meme (looking at you, Gym).
IntermediateStop avoiding quests because they seem hard. We'll show you the optimal order, what to stash ahead of time, and which quest givers are secretly your best friends.
IntermediateThe golden rule: if losing the kit would make you sad, you probably shouldn't be running it. Budget kit theory, insurance plays, and the naked pistol meta.
AdvancedRevolutionary idea: you can't spend rubles if you're dead. Extract survival tactics, when to push and when to rat, and the philosophical acceptance that sometimes you just go home.
Advanced2,000+ Hours | Survived 12 Wipes | Still Has PTSD from Labs
Once a broke Timmy who cried after losing his first Altyn helmet, Rundagar has since clawed his way to financial prosperity through the ancient Tarkov arts. He has been killed by hackers 847 times, stream sniped 12 times, and has personally witnessed 3 separate disconnects during extracts.
He now shares his knowledge so you don't have to suffer the same way. He will suffer anyway, but at least he'll be rich while doing it.
Pick your loadout. No insurance. No refunds. Just like Tarkov.
You're here for free loot and hoping for the best. Respectable.
A real kit. A fighting chance. You might even extract.
Full meta. 1-on-1 coaching. Rundagar will watch you die and tell you why.
Pick a tier and begin your path to financial enlightenment